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We Can Guess Your Spirit Snack Based on Your Zodiac Sign
So maybe you never ask yourself, "Which snack is the perfect match for my personality?" But really, shouldn't you be? We’ve done the dirty work by channeling our inner Patty Stanger and consulting theThe Astrologer's Handbookto find you the most perfect snack match made in heaven. These babies are basically you in food form. Oh, and don't worry—we've got both your healthy and indulgent sides covered. Enjoy!
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"Aries are aggressive and direct in expressing themselves...they're full of creative energy and enthusiasm," writes Frances Sakoian inThe Astrologer's Handbook. "And they're impatient."
Healthy snack: Wasabi Peas.You can't get more direct than a swift wasabi kick in the mouth. Plus, they don't require any prep by an "ain't nobody got time for that" Aries.
Indulgent snack: Fruit by the Foot.Is it possible to eat this childhood favorite without being enthusiastic? Uh, not likely. Plus, the crazy colors inspire the artist within you.
"Taureans are fond of the good things of life and often focus their attention on material acquisitions," writes Sakoian. "The key phrase for Taurus is 'I have.'"
Healthy snack: green juice.For a material girl, only a pricey, money-colored drink will do.
Indulgent: Justin's Peanut Butter Cups.Why settle for a regular chocolate treat when you can have an organic, small batch, over-the-top amazing peanut butter cup. We like your style, fancy pants.
"Gemini's reactions are prescribed by the mood of the moment; hence the dual quality to their personality," writes Sakoian. "Variety is the spice of life as they see it."
Healthy snack: apples and peanut butter.Since you couldn't possibly choose between salty and sweet, you need something that caters to both your cravings. Meet your snack match, Gem. We hope you guys will be very happy together.
Indulgent snack: Sour Patch Kids.The candy equivalent of you is both "holy crap!" sour and satisfyingly sugary. Thank goodness you don’t have to decide on one flavor. We could be hereforever.
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"The crab shell, Cancer's symbol, represents the crust or armor which hides extreme sensitivity and shyness," writes Sakoian.
Healthy snack: coconut chips.Like Shrek, you've got some layers going on, girl. You might be hard to crack on the outside, but inside, you're full of sweet, tropical goodness—and probably need a pina colada to come out of your shell a bit. #PunsOnPunsOnPuns
Indulgent snack: M&Ms:Hey, you're not as tough as you look. In fact, you're pretty freaking delicious on the inside. Sorry, was that weird? We're talking about the candy, here.
"Leos are generous,” writes Sakoian. “They must have the spotlight, and once in it, they must shine. They enjoy being the center of attention.”
Healthy snack: Popcorn with cayenne pepper.In the words of Alicia Keys, this girl is on fire, and your snack should be, too. Spicy popcorn is zesty, loud, and always lets you know when it's in the room.
Indulgent snack: Flamin' Hot Cheetos.They're super spicy and impossible to ignore. In other words, they're worthy of a girl as flammable as Katniss Everdeen.
"Virgos are meticulous in their work, paying a great deal of attention to detail and doing things carefully and efficiently," writes Sakoian. "They like to bring order out of confusion."
Healthy snack: trail mix.This DIY snack is perfect for a boss woman like yourself because you can customize the ingredients to create the most perfect trail mix—ever. Control freaks, unite!
Indulgent snack: Mrs. Field's chocolate chip cookie.These cookies are classic, consistent, and made by a lady who knows exactly what she's doing. Thanks, Mrs. F.
"Libras have charm and grace in expression, combined with a desire for popularity and the approval of others," writes Sakoian.
Healthy snack: kale chips.You were popping crunchy kale before the super food was even on Beyoncé's radar. And, like the trendy green, people just can't get enough of you.
Indulgent snack: Oreos.Can you name one person who doesn't love Oreos? Anyone? You're an Oreo, friend.
"The key phrase for Scorpio is 'I desire,'" writes Sakoian. "This sign is strongly related to sex drive, and there is tremendous emotional force behind the Scorpio's romantic involvements."
Healthy snack: figs.Remember that episode ofSex and the Citywhere Charlotte's lover goes to town on these babies? Bow chika bow wow.
Indulgent snack: dark chocolate-covered strawberries.It doesn't need to be Valentine's Day to enjoy these sexy treats. When you're a Scorpio, the seductive food is good year round.
"Sagittarians are straightforward, energetic, and naturally outgoing," writes Sakoian.
Healthy snack: banana chips.These crispy snacks contain one thing: bananas. That authenticity is something you can totally relate to. Plus, your crazy energy has caused some people to call you "bananas" at least once, amiright?
Indulgent snack: Funfetti cupcake.Who's more fun than you? No one. What food is more fun than Funfetti? Nothing.
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"Capricorns are never deterred by things that stand in the way of their climb to the top," writes Sakoian.
Healthy snack: sunflower seeds.Like the seed you have to chomp and spit to consume, you don't give up easily. Bring. It. On.
Indulgent snack: ice cream sandwich.Melted ice cream and sticky, cookie-covered fingers, be damned—you're going to conquer this treat.
Sakoian writes that "Aquarians have eccentric temperaments and are determined and stubborn."
Healthy snack: pickles.A quirky girl like you is the perfect match for a pickle. Not everyone digs you, but the people who do,really, reallylove you.
Indulgent snack: Pop-Tarts.Like the toaster-treat flavors, your personality is weirdly awesome. Um, hot fudge sundae pastry, anyone?
"Pisces is a sensitive sign, and those born under it are extremely responsive to the thoughts and feelings of others," writes Sakoian. "They unconsciously absorb the ideas and mental outlook of those around them."
Healthy snack: tofu.You can't help but soak in the personalities and flavors of your crew, but no matter what, you always have great taste. Wink.
Indulgent snack: Goldfish crackers.Depending on what kind of mood you're in, you might feel like pizza, super cheesy, or even a pretzel. It just depends on who you're hanging out with that day. Also, you're both fish.
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